03-25-2008 02:08 PM

Hey, y'all. For those who missed out on my Showreel thanks to GR's server switch, I've managed to save it in a document on my computer. (Unlike CBM who didn't save it even though the server-switch warning was given long before. )

Here it is, the GR Showreel featuring the video game master, Jackov.....


Being on the ShowReel presumably puts being an admin at least one step further down your "Best Things That Ever Happened To Me" list, right?

You have no idea.

So Jackov... is that a board name AND an indication of your hobby?

LOL! "Jackov" was derived from when I was making a custom character in Perfect Dark for the Nintendo 64. I was thinking up of a name as a hilarious distraction to get the edge on my friends, so I thought up of that. From there, I've been usin' it in forums and online games ever since.

Why do you always say "n'chit" n'chit?

My friend got it from his co-worker, which in turn I got it from him. And now out of sheer twisted humor, I brought "'n' chit" to the masses on tha Instanetz.

Mario's pornstar-plumber look: Thumbs up or thumbs down?

You tell me...



Does Jackov realise his name sounds like Jackoff?

j00 betta beleeve eet, mang! (See above.)

Does Jackov Jack off to Mario?

Nah. Only to Peach............wait. O_O

Have you considered changing your username yet?

I would never consider changing my username as it's so maleficent and magnanimous.....'n' chit.

Is it true you were born in the mushroom kingdom?

I was actually born inside of this maze thing. I had a troubled childhood as these four different colored ghosts would keep me up all night.

Is there a Princess Peach Porno?

Is there a Ron Jeremy porno called "Super Hornio Bros."?

Do you have a mushroom sex toy?

No, but I do own two imaginary wrestling action figures I won from GamingRing. (C'MON, MIKE! )

Does Jackov wear Nintendo Pajamas or have Nintendo bed sheets?

Nope, but I got Nintendo Monopoly. Unfortunately my cat, T.C. (better known to my weekly wrestling chat peeps as "Tall Cat") keeps hoggin' the damn box.



By the way, if you ever get lost in a forest, ALWAYS trust old bearded men living in caves. They're really helpful in your time of need.

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